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I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
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05-17-2018 03:49 AM

 



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I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
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Now she's going to know I pooop. She thought highly of me before this incident, but now she probably thinks imma stinky SOB.
She had to call a plumber, so my waist sat in her toilet for 24 hours. I'm no longer her Super Man. I'm under my covers as I type this, cuz I'm so embarrassed.
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05-17-2018 03:54 AM

 



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RE: I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
LOL you're going to have to move to a new town and change your name
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05-17-2018 03:56 AM

 



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hows herbert?
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05-17-2018 04:00 AM

 



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RE: I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
You CANT Use a PLUNGER!
Lmao Lmao Lmao
SUPERMAN could USE a PLUNGER!
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05-17-2018 04:03 AM

 



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RE: I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
At least you didn't throw it at her!
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RE: I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
Top deck it next time.
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RE: I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
You got to gently get her use to it. Start with the Dutch Oven Maneuver that only lasts a few seconds. Do this a couple times a week til she acclimates then slowly increase the dosage to several minutes exposure after a month. Anon

If she stays, she's yours forever.
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RE: I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done



Millions of people killing each other over who has the best imaginary friend in the sky. The only true religion is Dontbeacuntianity.
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05-17-2018 04:13 AM

 



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05-17-2018 04:15 AM

 



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heart RE: I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
OP, next time put your turds to good use and do the blumpkin.

Meadow muffins are love.

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05-17-2018 04:17 AM

 



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teach RE: I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
don't give up on love, op, she may have been well trained by her daddy



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05-17-2018 04:59 AM

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beermug RE: I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
No worries - Go to Sonic for a satisfying meal and wash it all down with some delicious O'Doul's -

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RE: I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
blame ' it on her cooking
chuckle
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RE: I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
Blame it on the dog.
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05-17-2018 05:27 AM

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RE: I clogged the toilet at my new gf house. Embarrassing! I'm done, I'm done
Had bad plumbing before. It sucks having to jab giant turds with a paint stick. Thats what mom says at least.
Same town different house i had to install solid bars on the levers so you could close the flapper by lifting the lever and keep it from overflowing sh*t water everywhere. So you should be making fun of her shitty house not taking the blame.
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