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Could Trump be Jesus?
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Post: #31
RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
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Hamburgerwagon  Wrote: (06-13-2018 09:08 PM)
You may be onto something. Here is a scripture.

Colossians 3:11

And Jesus broke bread with his disciples and ate ketchup on his steak.

And then grabbed their pu$$ies.
Amen.
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Post: #32
RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
jesus and elvis in one....only it's fat elvis and he's orange
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Post: #33
RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
He's more like Judas.
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Post: #34
RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
Lakeofmarch  Wrote: (06-13-2018 09:09 PM)
Try Caligula, who looks exactly like him as a child.

https://secretsun.blogspot.com/2016/11/m...sarea.html

link to image: http://www.detectivesdelahistoria.es/wp-...statua.jpg

Comparison:
https://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/up...40x439.jpg

Yes, More likely and yes it does.

And who does Akhenaten look like? OMG. chuckle

http://www.ancient-egypt.co.uk/cairo%20m...enaten.jpg

Can’t embed...sorry.
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Post: #35
RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
Spiddy  Wrote: (06-13-2018 09:11 PM)
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There is nothing in the Bible or the Nag Hammadi or any other writing that states this.

It was a pope who said she was her a prostitute.


https://www.usnews.com/news/religion/art...pe-claimed

There’s lots of info on this subject...she was a sinner as all humans are.

So she wasn't a wh*re?
She still hung out with a bloke who never shagged a woman and liked to wash other fellas feet.
F*g hag for sure.

I’d wash his feet, give him a pedicure— sans the polish and a foot massage in Nano second. And then I’d make him a sandwich. I’m not a sunny guy or a hag. He and I would get along well as we are both asexual.

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Post: #36
RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
The stupid here is amazing. Jesuit stooge. Would Jesus fill his crib with Apollo and everything pagan like your papal puppet Drumpf? They all serve Rome but you know that cause your one of them.
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Post: #37
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Nihilists and atheists officially unleashed. chuckle
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Post: #38
RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
The thinker  Wrote: (06-13-2018 08:29 PM)
They both were rejected, Trump and Jesus both have 5 letter's and Jesus was to come back from the sky.. Trump allways entering from the sky..too many coincidences to not be true.
God said "I am that I am", Trump said "I am what i am, very close.
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