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Could Trump be Jesus?
The thinker
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06-13-2018 08:29 PM

 



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Could Trump be Jesus?
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They both were rejected, Trump and Jesus both have 5 letter's and Jesus was to come back from the sky.. Trump allways entering from the sky..too many coincidences to not be true.
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06-13-2018 08:31 PM

 



Post: #2
RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
Antichrist brokers peace too OP.
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Uppity Me
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06-13-2018 08:33 PM

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Post: #3
RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
The Second Coming

Quote:Les pauvres n'ont-ils des Euros ?
Alors laissez les pauvres 'sh*t' dans les rues
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06-13-2018 08:34 PM

 



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RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
The thinker  Wrote: (06-13-2018 08:29 PM)
They both were rejected, Trump and Jesus both have 5 letter's and Jesus was to come back from the sky.. Trump allways entering from the sky..too many coincidences to not be true.

lol
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06-13-2018 08:35 PM

 



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RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-13-2018 08:31 PM)
Antichrist brokers peace too OP.
still reasurching virgin birth, can't find anything on Trump's mother..I'm on hold with Sean hannity right now, should know something soon.
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RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
Lmao

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RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
Uppity Me  Wrote: (06-13-2018 08:33 PM)
The Second Coming

I doubt Trump is cumming with anybody after Stormy Daniels and the playboy gal. Melania is not giving him any that is for sure.

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06-13-2018 08:37 PM

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RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
How can he be Jesus.
When I am?
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Spiddy
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06-13-2018 08:37 PM

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Post: #9
RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
Would that make Stormy Daniels Mary Magdalene?



“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”


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RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
Spiddy  Wrote: (06-13-2018 08:37 PM)
Would that make Stormy Daniels Mary Magdalene?
BINGO! AND THEY WERE BOTH FORGIVEN.. still on hold..AND both were sold out by their closest friends.. still on hold.
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RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
Spiddy  Wrote: (06-13-2018 08:37 PM)
Would that make Stormy Daniels Mary Magdalene?

Pompous twit! chuckle
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06-13-2018 08:47 PM

 



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RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
∞⚡∞  Wrote: (06-13-2018 08:37 PM)
How can he be Jesus.
When I am?
is that you New Jerusalem Russ?
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RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
The Wise Remain Hidden. Jesus was found out and they murdered him.

Trump is an interesting bird but he doesn’t appear to be Christ like in any way.

Turning over the tables of the money lenders — Trump supports them.

Rejecting family ties —- Trump hires them and passes hunting laws just for them.

Sell everything you have and follow Me — Fat chance.

When you look at a women in lust you commit adultery with your heart — no words necessary.

Love your enemy (the Democrats) — see above.

Jesus didn’t care much for the Jews — Trump loves Israel more than he does America, Trumploves the Jewish religion and so far seems to do the bidding of their war god. He gets points for NK. It’s his best Deal so far, but give him time.

I could go on...
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RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-13-2018 08:44 PM)
Spiddy  Wrote: (06-13-2018 08:37 PM)
Would that make Stormy Daniels Mary Magdalene?
BINGO! AND THEY WERE BOTH FORGIVEN.. still on hold..AND both were sold out by their closest friends.. still on hold.

I'm still not sure how the p*ssy grabbing fits in.
Maybe that's how he cures lepers or something?



“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”


H.L. Mencken 1920.
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RE: Could Trump be Jesus?
Uppity Me  Wrote: (06-13-2018 08:33 PM)
The Over Combing

FIFY

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