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Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
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06-14-2018 06:33 AM

 



Post: #1
Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
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06-14-2018 06:34 AM

 



Post: #2
RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
I have no father. Never have.
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06-14-2018 06:35 AM

 



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flip RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-14-2018 06:33 AM)
This Father's Day,
give him AncestryDNA. only 69.00


https://www.ancestry.com/dna/?o_xid=8896...+Marketing

Yes. Let who knows who OWN your dna.
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Post: #4
RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-14-2018 06:34 AM)
I have no father. Never have.

Sorry about that. Twas a random penis?
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06-14-2018 06:39 AM

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Post: #5
RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
chuckle

When I saw that commercial, I thought there is gonna be some crazy sh*t going on in some households Rofl

Ntwadumela
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Pasta Lover
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06-14-2018 06:43 AM

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Post: #6
RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
There's no doubt. We look just alike.
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06-14-2018 06:44 AM

 



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RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-14-2018 06:39 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-14-2018 06:34 AM)
I have no father. Never have.

Sorry about that. Twas a random penis?

No probably just an asshole. You know how men are ;)
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Krampus
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06-14-2018 06:49 AM

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Post: #8
RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
I was adopted so no in the biological sensechuckle

How about putting a smile on someone face instead of a tear!
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06-14-2018 06:56 AM

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06-14-2018 06:58 AM

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Post: #10
RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
nope... I look just like him. It's kind of creepy actually chuckle
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PENDULUM
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06-14-2018 07:04 AM

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Post: #11
RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
I was the only blonde as the youngest of 5...? Seriously though, you're just paying to have your DNA sorted and sold, mined and distributed...but since you want to know too, we'll send you a copy of the redacted version...lol
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RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-14-2018 06:33 AM)
This Father's Day,
give him AncestryDNA. only 69.00


https://www.ancestry.com/dna/?o_xid=8896...+Marketing

I made him take 23andme a couple years ago. Jhikpghf
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06-14-2018 07:24 AM

 



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RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
LOP Secret Agent  Wrote: (06-14-2018 07:21 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-14-2018 06:33 AM)
This Father's Day,
give him AncestryDNA. only 69.00


https://www.ancestry.com/dna/?o_xid=8896...+Marketing

I made him take 23andme a couple years ago. Jhikpghf
they own your dna now. Or at least that sample of it.
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06-14-2018 07:26 AM

 



Post: #14
RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
No. He is my height and looks and sounds exactly like me.
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06-14-2018 07:27 AM

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Post: #15
RE: Ever wonder if your dad is your real father?
Blood or not.
No one else deserves the title.
Except maybe granddad.
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