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Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
CupidStunt
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Post: #16
RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
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AND THEN EAT THEM. doomed

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Post: #17
RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
CupidStunt  Wrote: (07-12-2018 10:41 AM)
AND THEN EAT THEM. doomed

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Post: #18
RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
Screw the kangaroos. I want to know how they keep from falling off of the Earth! It must be hard.
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RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-12-2018 10:49 AM)
Screw the kangaroos. I want to know how they keep from falling off of the Earth! It must be hard.

It's always hard.
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Post: #20
RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
I prefer riding around on emus.

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Post: #21
RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
Albrecht Bear  Wrote: (07-12-2018 10:57 AM)
I prefer riding around on emus.

Are you Australian?
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Post: #22
RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
Reilly  Wrote: (07-12-2018 10:59 AM)
Albrecht Bear  Wrote: (07-12-2018 10:57 AM)
I prefer riding around on emus.

Are you Australian?

Yes.

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singing spider
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Post: #23
RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
how do you ride on a kangaroo? Blink
on their shoulders?

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Post: #24
RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
singing wilbury spider  Wrote: (07-12-2018 01:05 PM)
how do you ride on a kangaroo? Blink
on their shoulders?

Kind of. Sometimes on their heads. You just cling on tight.

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Post: #25
RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
Albrecht Bear  Wrote: (07-12-2018 01:10 PM)
singing wilbury spider  Wrote: (07-12-2018 01:05 PM)
how do you ride on a kangaroo? Blink
on their shoulders?

Kind of. Sometimes on their heads. You just cling on tight.

I guess you better be strapped to it
with all that hopping

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Post: #27
RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-12-2018 09:36 AM)
They don’t just ride them

If you catch my drift

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RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
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They only do that to tourists.

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Post: #29
RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
singing wilbury spider  Wrote: (07-12-2018 01:05 PM)
how do you ride on a kangaroo? Blink
on their shoulders?

Kangeroos come with a passenger seat, in front.
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Post: #30
RE: Is it true that Australians ride around on kangaroos?
I hear shagging one feels the same as doing a small pony...But with a bit more Skip on the upstroke.

Everything I've ever told you, including this, is a lie.
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