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you're up, tell a quick joke
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Post: #17
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DirtyAnnie  Wrote: (08-10-2018 08:20 AM)
☠️∞⚡∞☠️  Wrote: (08-10-2018 08:18 AM)
You.

what do you know about me? can you write out a check for $100k? I can.

I too can write out a cheque for any amount you can imagine. lol Dumbass
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Post: #18
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DirtyAnnie  Wrote: (08-10-2018 08:20 AM)
☠️∞⚡∞☠️  Wrote: (08-10-2018 08:18 AM)
You.

what do you know about me? can you write out a check for $100k? I can.

I can write out a check for any amount I choose. That doesn't mean I have the money to cover it.
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Post: #19
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What do you call a black guy flying a aeroplane?

The pilot, you racist c*nt.
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-10-2018 10:19 AM)
What you call a muslium who owns 5 goats.
A pimp.

Yes lame.

Englishman.. scotsman and irish man on death row. The gaurd asked what they wanted for last meal. Scotsman said ill have a quarter pound of fried steak with spuds and gravey. Englishman says ill have fish and chips. Irishman says i go get them.

You have to give Muslims credit for their perseverance. They have been trying for 1,400 years to breed a human/goat hybrid.
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Post: #21
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Did you hear about the time Muslims put explosives under their prayer mats?

Profits went through the roof!
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Post: #22
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Heman Rofl
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Post: #23
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What did Aladdin say to the princess?

It's not a lamp, keep rubbing
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Post: #24
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DirtyAnnie  Wrote: (08-10-2018 08:17 AM)
let's hear some funny ones

I only know Irish ones probably all heard by everyone. Anon

Politics only interests me from a psychological view point.
Other than that, I couldn't careless about it.

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Post: #25
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DirtyAnnie  Wrote: (08-10-2018 08:17 AM)
let's hear some funny ones

It's HARD and I'm UP.
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Post: #26
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Talking to liberals. Is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old .
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Post: #27
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-10-2018 10:53 PM)
DirtyAnnie  Wrote: (08-10-2018 08:17 AM)
let's hear some funny ones

It's HARD and I'm UP.

You call that hard and up? That IS funny!
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Post: #28
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-11-2018 12:04 AM)
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It's HARD and I'm UP.

You call that hard and up? That IS funny!


chuckle Hugs Heartflowers
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Post: #29
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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

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A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”

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Post: #30
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How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.


Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!


What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones!


I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!


A communist joke isn’t funny…
… unless everyone gets it.


Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.


https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/humour/best-bad-jokes/

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