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Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw the gas bill.

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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.

She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”

The entire class says, “Hello Mrs. Prussy.”

A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.

Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, “I remember it has an “r” after the first letter.” “That’s right!” she coaxed.

Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, “Mrs. Crunt?”

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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Why did Hitler kill himself?
He saw the gas bill.

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It’s not there.
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How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It’s not there.

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Post: #67
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What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them. A coconut.
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What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them. A coconut.

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Post: #69
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Why do people carry umbrellas?


Cos umbrellas cant walk.
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that's racist chuckle

dont worry it was white guy with shoe polish on his face
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What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them. A coconut.

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Post: #72
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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Post: #74
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To rach.

You are sleeping in a room flooded with moonlight, I wish I could hold you close and never let you go. Sweet dreams.

Get out of that damn bed bit*h and make me a p&j sandwich...now!

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