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I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
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I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
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I just came here last week and someone told me you would not think this question is weird on this site?

I came to America because of the program offered by the solar embassy there. I have been given lodging for a week paid for ahead and I do not need money for living. What should I do to experience the most Earth?
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08-13-2018 04:21 AM

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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
Welcome to the only flat planet in the solar system!
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08-13-2018 04:22 AM

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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
Papers, please.
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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2018 04:19 AM)
I just came here last week and someone told me you would not think this question is weird on this site?

I came to America because of the program offered by the solar embassy there. I have been given lodging for a week paid for ahead and I do not need money for living. What should I do to experience the most Earth?

I'd recommend you bang as many beautiful women as possible (use protection), consume the finest in spirits and foods.

The rest is mostly a waste of time.

Enjoy your stay.
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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
UnAcceptance  Wrote: (08-13-2018 04:21 AM)
Welcome to the only flat planet in the solar system!

I don't understand.
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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
No Venusian illegals, so piss off Batboy
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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
Always thank the bus driver
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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2018 04:22 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2018 04:19 AM)
I just came here last week and someone told me you would not think this question is weird on this site?

I came to America because of the program offered by the solar embassy there. I have been given lodging for a week paid for ahead and I do not need money for living. What should I do to experience the most Earth?

I'd recommend you bang as many beautiful women as possible (use protection), consume the finest in spirits and foods.

The rest is mostly a waste of time.

Enjoy your stay.

I am not able to have intercourse if bang is slang for intercourse. It is against the treaty and illegal
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08-13-2018 04:25 AM

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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
[Image: 8fd618f8768b0681317cc1f176dba9e3.jpg]

[Image: animated-chicken-image-0128.gif]Chicken Something
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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
Just explain for fun and keep it simple sir. Visitors are both holy and pious until proven otherwise.
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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
I want to see the oceans.
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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
[Image: c78f85249c03fedd2988e555e4be5aae--latina-humour.jpg]

[Image: animated-chicken-image-0128.gif]Chicken Something
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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2018 04:23 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2018 04:22 AM)
I'd recommend you bang as many beautiful women as possible (use protection), consume the finest in spirits and foods.

The rest is mostly a waste of time.

Enjoy your stay.

I am not able to have intercourse if bang is slang for intercourse. It is against the treaty and illegal

The man from Venus lacks a pen*s chuckle
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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
Is Venus also flat and does it also sit on 4 Elephants standing on a Turtle ?
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RE: I just moved here from Venus. What should I know?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2018 04:26 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (08-13-2018 04:23 AM)
I am not able to have intercourse if bang is slang for intercourse. It is against the treaty and illegal

The man from Venus lacks a pen*s chuckle

I'm not a man like on Earth. There are 4 unique genders on Venus.
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