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The ultimate thread of zipper accidents
Krampus
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The ultimate thread of zipper accidents
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Don't be shy and tell us that one special time when you got to the toilet and scream like a mermaid when lifting your zipper!chuckle

For me it was in 1984 in a movie theater restroom and people got really scare and ran out of the room.Lmao

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Krampus
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01-04-2018 08:08 AM

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RE: The ultimate thread of zipper accidents
Interesting article on this very special type of man injuries

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/penis..._n_2907556

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RE: The ultimate thread of zipper accidents
well, let's see, it wasn't in te toilet, but Sarah was twice my age...........................
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Krampus
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RE: The ultimate thread of zipper accidents
LoP Guest  Wrote: (01-04-2018 08:20 AM)
well, let's see, it wasn't in te toilet, but Sarah was twice my age...........................

Another victim so let's regroup and make a lawsuit on the zipper brandchuckle

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RE: The ultimate thread of zipper accidents
Got a pyramid scar on my d*ck from it!
Ran it both directions because im the man!
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President Camacho
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Post: #6
RE: The ultimate thread of zipper accidents
Frank n beans. Classic.

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Krampus
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RE: The ultimate thread of zipper accidents
LoP Guest  Wrote: (01-04-2018 08:25 AM)
Got a pyramid scar on my d*ck from it!
Ran it both directions because im the man!

That was a rough oneHiding

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01-04-2018 08:27 AM

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RE: The ultimate thread of zipper accidents
Wearing tight jeans with no panty was my mistake!chuckle

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