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Attn DoomSheeple: Only *52* Weeks Remain to Prep for Your 2015 DoomDud Excuses
CooterBrown
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beermug Attn DoomSheeple: Only *52* Weeks Remain to Prep for Your 2015 DoomDud Excuses
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Calm Down ... It's Not The End Of The World ... So It Ain't No Doom



Most Fringe Dooms have been breathlessly predicted ad nauseam, some
for thousands of years, but they never come to pass. So in 2015, 2016,
2017, when there's still no Doom―what’s your prep for excuses? The
Doom was cancelled? The Doom was delayed? Better Deluded than sorry?



DrPostman  Wrote: (10-17-2011 10:27 PM)
For 16 years I've been seeing people fearmonger on the net and if anything
I've become more amused at their constant claims of doom than made afraid.
Richard Strong  Wrote: (12-13-2011 10:21 PM)
Been on these sites for damn near 10 years. Not one thing has come to pass
and i damn near heard every conspiracy.
RickRollD  Wrote: (02-24-2012 06:27 PM)
Every prediction ive ever seen in my life about "DOOM" Events NEVER HAPPEN.
The only doom is what goes on in these peoples minds.
Richard Eldritch  Wrote: (10-25-2011 05:46 PM)
We've never been right about anything have we?

Conservatives Have Larger Fear-Center In Brain

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/12/28/co...ter-brain/


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• For thousands of years, Fringers preoccupied with Impending Doom,
who believe TEOTW(AWKI) is imminent due to prophecy/design, do so
because they possess one or more of the following personality disorders:

― Certain of Impending Doom (delusional)
― Desirous of Impending Doom (sociopathic)
― Frightened of Impending Doom (paranoid/phobic)

• The greater the certainty/desire/fear of Doom, the worse the disorder. As
with most things, it's all a matter of degree. By definition, the more vastly
immoderate one is, the more extremist one is. And the vast majority of
Doomers are Religious Fanatics, Doomsday Preppers, or New Age believers
expecting transformation/alien-intervention. They all imagine countless
improbable and often absurd ways for the End of the World to be Nigh―
endlessly in the extreme. But it is quite illogical, irrational, (and often fairly
crazy) to forever expect the highly improbable and the downright impossible.

• Doomsterbation is primarily the result of basing one's life on primitive
belief systems that are ensconced not in reality (critical thinking) but in
fantasy (magical thinking). The origins are mainly mythology and religion;
medieval irrationalities which are basically all the same―i.e., Woo Woo.
From day one, gullible Woos have always been real suckers for a cool story,
usually in the desperate hope of bargaining with an imaginary deity for
an imaginary afterlife. Combine all that with a well-ingrained persecution
complex and the result is unreasoned, unevidenced, unlimited doomsterbation.

• Woos believe in fantasy (religion, prophecy, new age) more than reality
(science, mathematics, engineering). Most lack even a basic understanding of
the Earth sciences, astronomy, and probability & statistics. Since they are so
ignorant of how the real world works, and cannot do reason or critical thinking,
Woos constantly misunderstand/overstate the meaning of current events. With
irrational Doom bias, they misinterpret events as being "signs" and "escalations"
in order to rationalize that one of their favorite fairy tales is finally coming true.
All Doomsterbated without any credible empirical evidence; self-fulfilling BS.

• All prophets are false prophets―hucksters of tall tales―selling self serving
lies of sin and redemption, boogeymen and saviors, doom and transformation.
Whether it's Jesus, Muhammad, Moses, Camping, Sitchin, Icke, Wilcock, Lieder,
or AJ ... the crazy Con Men of the Lunatic Fringe peddle ¢ool $tories. Stories
bought by willfully ignorant magical thinkers who sacrifice fact for fiction,
reality for fantasy, and reason for faith. And even after several millennia of
End Time perma-FAILS, the poor Woo suckers never catch on.

• So it is no coincidence that an addiction to Woo resembles an addiction to
drugs. Because just like addicts, Woos are basically escapists―far more fond
of cool story fiction than cold hard fact. And just like children, they live in a
make-believe world; a delusional fantasy of wishful pretending, supernatural
magic, and primeval fairy tales. And magical thinkers will rationalize, and
deny, and believe anything to preserve their favorite fantasies―especially
when desperate for an imaginary afterlife. Opiate of the masses indeed.


Magic ...
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"You cannot convince a believer of anything; for their belief is not based
on evidence―it is based on a deep seated need to believe."
~Carl Sagan




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"It is no coincidence that the party of fundamentalism is also the
party of fantasy. When I say religion [woo woo] is a mental illness,
this is what I mean―it corrodes your mental faculties. The brain that
believes in angels and miracles and Jesus riding a dinosaur is trained
to see the world not as it is [reality] but as you want it to be [fantasy].
They're all magical thinkers, on nearly every issue." ~Bill Maher


Offering Reality-Based Rebuttals
To Conservative Lies Only Makes
Conservatives Cling Harder To Those Lies

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dan-sweene...26805.html


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• You know why so many primitive cultures echo the same Doomy prophecies?
• It's all reruns: War, Plague, Pestilence, Flood, Famine, Volcanoes, Tsunami, Collapse.
• End-Time Woos mistake accounts of such disasters as prophecy of TEOTW(AWKI).
• They also rationalize that such recurring disasters are "signs" and "escalations".
• But natural and man-made calamities have always happened―disaster is normal.
• So "prophecy" merely predicts reruns of normalcy, and that is hardly prophetic.
• As history shows, localized/limited disasters are scarcely The End Of The World.
• Yes, ELEs can happen―but they are extremely rare, highly improbable events.
• And it's crazy to forever expect the highly improbable and the downright impossible.



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The (Interactive) Periodic Table of Irrational Nonsense

http://www.crispian.net/PTIR/Nonsense.html


There is no such thing as Doom. There have always been epic disasters,
both natural and man-made, and there always will be. But there is no
such thing as impending End-of-the-World DOOM. That is merely a primitive
mythology, and yet another delusion of the Fundie Woo mind ... just like
God & the Devil, Angels & Demons, Heaven & Hell, Ashtars & Pleiadians,
Annunaki & Reptoids ... all childish, fairy tale fantasies contrived mainly
as a result of the quixotic human quest for an imaginary afterlife.


Schizotypal personalities include:
• Feelings that external events have an unusual personal meaning
• Unusual thinking, beliefs, perceptions or behavior
• Excessive, persistent social anxiety
Feelings of impending DOOM
• Extreme emotional responses
• Suspicious/paranoid ideas
• Delusions of grandeur



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The Psychosis of Rapture Belief

http://sciencebasedlife.wordpress.com/20...re-belief/


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Models of religious fanaticism such as Jesus and Muhammad display the
classic symptoms of religious schizophrenia (hearing voices, delusions of
grandeur, hallucinations, paranoia, a belief in their supernatural power).
So religious fanatics model themselves on classic religious schizophrenics.
They are also under the delusion that their every thought and action is
watched by someone who can send them to Hell for the slightest infraction.
Psychiatry considers this disorder symptomatic of paranoia, but for religious
Woos, such paranoia is considered "normal" and is even encouraged.


Religious Psychosis, Schizophrenia and Paranoia

Unfortunately, once you are profoundly paranoid, its grip will spread
to every corner of your life. This is clearly evidenced on the Internet
where many forums are devoted entirely to paranoid delusions and
their triggering by religious fanatics who are convinced not only that
the world is soon to end but that such an Apocalypse is being brought
about intentionally by evil entities such as the Illuminati, New World
Order, or even Alien Reptiles―shapeshifters from other planets, in
human form―who have infiltrated the highest levels of government.


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''The insane Death Cults, the miserable religious wretches of
this world, the poor psychotic fools who can't kill themselves
for fear of Hell, can't wait for the end of the world, so that their
miserable lives will finally be over.''
~Christopher Hitchens




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Post: #2
RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
Flesh eating staph infections?
Peavine

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But how to dance
in the rain.'
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RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
CooterBrown  Wrote: (07-01-2011 05:39 PM)
All of the following have been breathlessly predicted here ad nauseam ... so in two
years, when you're here hanging out at LOP and chewing the fat in the Summer
2013, and none of the following has occurred, what is your fallback plan? What are
you gonna say (besides "better safe than sorry!") to all the skeptics who were right all
along about your unwarranted/deluded predictions of certain catastrophic DOOM and
accompanying varieties of 2012 biblical and spiritual transformation/ascension?

-- Alien Disclosure
-- 2012 Transformation Event
-- Nibiru
-- Dwarf Star
-- Elenin Event
-- Dead Oceans
-- Rapture
-- CME Grid Collapse
-- Economic Collapse
-- Depopulation Pandemic
-- Martial Law
-- Sharia Law
-- U.S. Caliphate Rule
-- Canceled 2012 Elections
-- FEMA Camps
-- Pole Shift
-- Mass Extinctions
-- WWIII
-- Hadron Collider Doom
-- New Madrid Super EQ
-- Yellowstone Super Volcano
-- Global GOM Doom
-- Global Fukushima Doom

Have I forgotten any?



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You pissin in our punchbowl?
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RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
I'm not worried Obummer will save me. Jptdknpa
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CooterBrown
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RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
Chawlee  Wrote: (07-01-2011 05:45 PM)
CooterBrown  Wrote: (07-01-2011 05:39 PM)
All of the following have been breathlessly predicted here ad nauseam ... so in two
years, when you're here hanging out at LOP and chewing the fat in the Summer
2013, and none of the following has occurred, what is your fallback plan? What are
you gonna say (besides "better safe than sorry!") to all the skeptics who were right all
along about your unwarranted/deluded predictions of certain catastrophic DOOM and
accompanying varieties of 2012 biblical and spiritual transformation/ascension?

-- Alien Disclosure
-- 2012 Transformation Event
-- Nibiru
-- Dwarf Star
-- Elenin Event
-- Dead Oceans
-- Rapture
-- CME Grid Collapse
-- Economic Collapse
-- Depopulation Pandemic
-- Martial Law
-- Sharia Law
-- U.S. Caliphate Rule
-- Canceled 2012 Elections
-- FEMA Camps
-- Pole Shift
-- Mass Extinctions
-- WWIII
-- Hadron Collider Doom
-- New Madrid Super EQ
-- Yellowstone Super Volcano
-- Global GOM Doom
-- Global Fukushima Doom

Have I forgotten any?



Drink3

You pissin in our punchbowl?


Yuck, yuck. I hear ya, but seriously folks ... As usual, I'm saying that
there is no punchbowl ... if you know what I mean.

The End Ain't Nigh ... You Just Want It To Be
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RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
Shill. You left out the only legitimate threat to humanity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtatXHRPAPE
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beermug RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
beer
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CooterBrown
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RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-01-2011 05:46 PM)
I'm not worried Obummer will save me.


You're right, I forgot one ...

-- Obama Dictatorship
-- Alien Disclosure
-- 2012 Transformation Event
-- Nibiru
-- Dwarf Star
-- Elenin Event
-- Dead Oceans
-- Rapture
-- CME Grid Collapse
-- Economic Collapse
-- Depopulation Pandemic
-- Martial Law
-- Sharia Law
-- U.S. Caliphate Rule
-- Canceled 2012 Elections
-- FEMA Camps
-- Pole Shift
-- Mass Extinctions
-- WWIII
-- Hadron Collider Doom
-- New Madrid Super EQ
-- Yellowstone Super Volcano
-- Global GOM Doom
-- Global Fukushima Doom

The End Ain't Nigh ... You Just Want It To Be
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GrimWolf
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07-01-2011 05:56 PM

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Post: #9
RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
some of these are bound to happen... or already ongoing

dead ocean

Grid failure

New Madrid / Cali superquake


Likely stuff...


But all in all.. I'd rather be talking about the suits stealing all the money.
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CooterBrown
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RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
GrimWolf  Wrote: (07-01-2011 05:56 PM)
some of these are bound to happen... or already ongoing

dead ocean

Grid failure

New Madrid / Cali superquake

Likely stuff...


That's just a rationalization.

Many of the natural disasters are always eventually inevitable. As in
there's an asteroid with our name on it that's only a million years away,
so it's "already ongoing".

You know what I'm saying. That in two years, none of the 2012
predictions will have come to pass. Nor the actual grid failure,
superEQ, dead oceans ... nor any of the other calamities I listed
which people here are so sure will occur relatively soon.

The End Ain't Nigh ... You Just Want It To Be
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RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-01-2011 05:51 PM)
beer


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CooterBrown
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RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
Here's a thread, just from yesterday ... Where the video of the
Hawaii aerial shock wave was said to be a missile launch, but most
folks here are absolutely convinced it's something else that is
somehow 2012-transformation-related, etc.

http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Expandin...ile?page=1

From a webcam mounted outside the CFHT astronomical observatory in Hawaii.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28xOuwpCk...r_embedded

 Wrote: (06-30-2011 10:21 PM)
 Wrote: (06-30-2011 08:55 PM)
CooterBrown  Wrote: (06-30-2011 07:47 PM)
Here's an idea ...

Since we don't know what it is and
Since we don't want to accept
The "official explanation"
Let's make stuff up and pretend

That it's a Reality Bubble
Or a Transport Bubble
Or Hyper-dimensional Physics
Or the Entrance to the 5th World

Because it's so much more fun
To live in a pretend magical world
Than it is to live
In the mundane day-to-day world

And who knows
With enough magical thinking
Maybe we'll think our way
To a global spiritual awakening
Or a holy religious ascension

And get an afterlife out of it too!



Drink3

Wicked Witch of the West getting pwned by the Good Witch of the East over the land of OZ

What the 'realist' in the crowd just can't seem to grasp is the enormity of the situation we are dealing with here.
But no worries, just keep putting down the beer, it's the best buffer humanity has developed to keep the senses numbed from the incredible majesty going on all around us. Takes a lot of it, no doubt, but that's why it's available damn near everywhere, can't have the masses wising up!


And what I'm saying is that there is no "enormous situation" ... and
I'm wondering what you're gonna say in the Summer of 2013 if that
proves to be correct ...

The End Ain't Nigh ... You Just Want It To Be
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Post: #13
RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
CooterBrown  Wrote: (07-01-2011 06:12 PM)
Here's a thread, just from yesterday ... Where the video of the
Hawaii aerial shock wave was said to be a missile launch, but most
folks here are absolutely convinced it's something else that is
somehow 2012-transformation-related, etc.

http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Expandin...ile?page=1

From a webcam mounted outside the CFHT astronomical observatory in Hawaii.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28xOuwpCk...r_embedded

 Wrote: (06-30-2011 10:21 PM)
 Wrote: (06-30-2011 08:55 PM)
Wicked Witch of the West getting pwned by the Good Witch of the East over the land of OZ

What the 'realist' in the crowd just can't seem to grasp is the enormity of the situation we are dealing with here.
But no worries, just keep putting down the beer, it's the best buffer humanity has developed to keep the senses numbed from the incredible majesty going on all around us. Takes a lot of it, no doubt, but that's why it's available damn near everywhere, can't have the masses wising up!


And what I'm saying is that there is no "enormous situation" ... and
I'm wondering what you're gonna say in the Summer of 2013 if that
proves to be correct ...

you are just proving my point from yesterday

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
~Dr. Seuss

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Post: #14
RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
i'm pretty sure there will be conspiracy theories and doom prophecy as long as there are people or creatures with similar existential anxieties

summer of 2013 i'm guessing we'll have a lot of rescheduled prophecies and a nice big list of new ones like the 2020 shift in consciousness,
comet Edna is coming close 2023
etc. etc.
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CooterBrown
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RE: Speaking of Prepping ... What Is Your Fallback Plan For This?
Lil Miss Trouble  Wrote: (07-01-2011 06:14 PM)
CooterBrown  Wrote: (07-01-2011 06:12 PM)
Here's a thread, just from yesterday ... Where the video of the
Hawaii aerial shock wave was said to be a missile launch, but most
folks here are absolutely convinced it's something else that is
somehow 2012-transformation-related, etc.

http://lunaticoutpost.com/Topic-Expandin...ile?page=1

From a webcam mounted outside the CFHT astronomical observatory in Hawaii.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28xOuwpCk...r_embedded

 Wrote: (06-30-2011 10:21 PM)
What the 'realist' in the crowd just can't seem to grasp is the enormity of the situation we are dealing with here.
But no worries, just keep putting down the beer, it's the best buffer humanity has developed to keep the senses numbed from the incredible majesty going on all around us. Takes a lot of it, no doubt, but that's why it's available damn near everywhere, can't have the masses wising up!


And what I'm saying is that there is no "enormous situation" ... and
I'm wondering what you're gonna say in the Summer of 2013 if that
proves to be correct ...

you are just proving my point from yesterday

not at all ... as i said yesterday ...

CooterBrown  Wrote: (06-30-2011 11:04 PM)
 Wrote: (06-30-2011 10:38 PM)
This is childish. You seem to run around following her. Why can't you agree to disagree and leave it alone?

I don't run around following anybody.
I'm an equal opportunity poster.
And agree-to-disagree is merely one option in discussion forums.

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