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Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
SM0K3SCR33N
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Post: #1
Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
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Post: #2
RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
he offered him two versions of reality

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SM0K3SCR33N
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RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
Uppity Me  Wrote: (11-21-2016 02:11 AM)
he offered him two versions of reality

A cold or the Flu???
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Post: #4
RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
He should have taken both of them.
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Post: #5
RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
They make half and half pills. For immediate and long lasting relief.
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RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
Sm0keScreen  Wrote: (11-21-2016 02:12 AM)
Uppity Me  Wrote: (11-21-2016 02:11 AM)
he offered him two versions of reality

A cold or the Flu???

yea because it's a movie made by those one thingies

everyone knows the GOLD PILL TAKES YOU
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Post: #7
RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
resistance is futile

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SM0K3SCR33N
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Post: #8
RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-21-2016 02:14 AM)
They make half and half pills. For immediate and long lasting relief.

Hear they make red for morning and blue for night.

look just like that.
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Post: #9
RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
2 colors 1 pill.
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Post: #10
RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
Sm0keScreen  Wrote: (11-21-2016 02:17 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-21-2016 02:14 AM)
They make half and half pills. For immediate and long lasting relief.

Here they make red for morning and blue for night.

look just like that.
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Post: #11
RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
In Greek mythology, Morpheus is the God of dreams. In the movie, he is the leader of the rebel forces who fight to awaken humans from a dreamlike reality called The Matrix. Morpheus's hovercraft is called the Nebuchadnezzar. (Nebo was the Babylonian God of Wisdom.)
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RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-21-2016 02:28 AM)
In Greek mythology, Morpheus is the God of dreams. In the movie, he is the leader of the rebel forces who fight to awaken humans from a dreamlike reality called The Matrix. Morpheus's hovercraft is called the Nebuchadnezzar. (Nebo was the Babylonian God of Wisdom.)

Saddam thought he was the Reincarnation of Nebuchadnezzar...
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Post: #13
RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
Because it was less awkward than offering him some Viagra.
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Post: #14
RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
Perhaps the difference is night and day. Placebo effects.
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Post: #15
RE: Why did Morpheus offer Neo...
SocialEnigma  Wrote: (11-21-2016 02:35 AM)
Because it was less awkward than offering him some Viagra.

When Neo woke up I guarantee they pumped him full of Viagra. The thing hasn't been used. It would be like trying to walk after a space flight.
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