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I got my F150 back.
F150 Owner
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10-11-2018 11:12 AM

 



Post: #1
I got my F150 back.
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I’m so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did the sprite at a red light tradition when I got it back.
The sprite at a red light is a tradition that newly owners of F150’s have to do.
The moment you take your new F150 off the lot, at your first red light you have to chug a full 500ml bottle of sprite before the light turns green. You only have to do that one time. At your first redlight in your new F150.
Hey, it’s better than the tradition new Rolls Royce owners do. New Rolls Royce owners eat antelopes in their new Roll Royce.
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Whirlydragon Downunda
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10-11-2018 01:00 PM

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banana RE: I got my F150 back.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!

Goldenplague patient zero.
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10-11-2018 01:10 PM

 



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RE: I got my F150 back.
BS Big Jan !
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10-11-2018 02:17 PM

 



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RE: I got my F150 back.
In australia we freestyle out thru the breakers and swim around until we find a decent size shark . Drag it ashore and slap it on the bbq .
After eating it we do circle work all afternoon .
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Lobby
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10-11-2018 02:45 PM

 



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RE: I got my F150 back.
FORD

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily

FORD
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10-11-2018 02:48 PM

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RE: I got my F150 back.
Sodas bad.
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LoP Guest
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10-11-2018 02:48 PM

 



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RE: I got my F150 back.
Oh my GAWd!!
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Fred Nice
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10-11-2018 03:18 PM

 



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RE: I got my F150 back.
Where was your f-150 that you got it back? Was it stolen?
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Schreckliche Maschine
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10-11-2018 03:22 PM

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RE: I got my F150 back.
F150 Owner  Wrote: (10-11-2018 11:12 AM)
I’m so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did the sprite at a red light tradition when I got it back.
The sprite at a red light is a tradition that newly owners of F150’s have to do.
The moment you take your new F150 off the lot, at your first red light you have to chug a full 500ml bottle of sprite before the light turns green. You only have to do that one time. At your first redlight in your new F150.
Hey, it’s better than the tradition new Rolls Royce owners do. New Rolls Royce owners eat antelopes in their new Roll Royce.

Sure glad I bought a Toyota truck instead chuckle
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Lobby
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10-11-2018 03:24 PM

 



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RE: I got my F150 back.
Fred Nice  Wrote: (10-11-2018 03:18 PM)
Where was your f-150 that you got it back? Was it stolen?

Probably broke down somewhere the furthest distance from the nearest mechanic in typical Ford fashion.
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10-11-2018 04:08 PM

 



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RE: I got my F150 back.
Sometimes it's

First
On
Race
Day

most times

Fuc$ed
On
Raw
Deal
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10-11-2018 04:10 PM

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RE: I got my F150 back.
Now make sure to put the brightest lights you can on it.
Lift it and drive as close as possible to the cars in front of at night.

Anon
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I got me tree fiddy
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