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Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
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Post: #1
Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
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Because they didn´t want the Russians to run for the border.

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Post: #2
RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
groan

lol
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Post: #3
RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
Fork 5G  Wrote: (01-12-2017 05:04 AM)
groan

lol

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Post: #4
RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
chuckle

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Post: #5
RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
Grab 'em by their tacos.

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RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
That was a totally tasteless joke. Therefore, a little funny for just that reason only.chuckle

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Post: #7
RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
Rooskies are against GMO and Taco Bell served corn taco shells with "not fit for human consumption", EXPERIMENTAL, Monsanto, GMO corn in them.

That was BEFORE GMO food was legal to sell and was in experimental stages.

TV told everybody who had gotten any corn-based products from Taco Bell to NOT eat them.

The person who brought home the Taco Bell dinner had just downed all the corn-based products.

TV was way too late.
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Post: #8
RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
Jessme  Wrote: (01-12-2017 05:13 AM)
That was a totally tasteless joke. Therefore, a little funny for just that reason only.chuckle

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Post: #9
RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
maybe because 85% of russians have no idea what a taco even is ? chuckle

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Post: #10
RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
tacos dont hold up well in the snow

certain foods are a blessing of geography lol
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RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's too much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country" the white guy throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
If God hadn't meant for pu$$y to be eaten. He wouldn't of made it shaped like a taco .
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RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
The ghost of capn´crunch  Wrote: (01-12-2017 05:33 AM)
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's too much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country" the white guy throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

You have to be the worst shill I've ever seen on the forums.

You've got a gnat like magnetic pull that eventually someone responds too so I guess you qualify for minimal thread drift.




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Post: #15
RE: Do you know why Russians never franchised taco bell?
I know this answer, we all realize meat is graded as in grade a beef, dog and cat food is a grade c, taco bell comes in as d whatever the f*#k that means
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