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You might be a Snowflake if...
Olds Cool
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deal You might be a Snowflake if...
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Snowflake:
An overly sensitive person, incapable of dealing with any opinions that differ from their own. These people can often be seen congregating in "safe zones" on college campuses.

Those social justice warriors are just a bunch of snowflakes.

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...If you care MORE about your 'Feels' Than reality.

...If you think your 'Free Speech' is more important then my 'Free Speech'.

...If you think Walls 'are mean' and terr0rists and drug dealers should be able to walk right into the USA

...If you think 'Make America Great Again', is just for white people.

...if the term 'White Christmas', is offensive.

...If you drive a Prius, with a 'Hilary 2012' bumper sticker.

...If you justify violence as 'free speech' but condemn 'free sheech' from republicans as "Violence".

...If you claim Trump is a 'Fascist' while you shut down free speech from people you don't agree with.

...If you huttle in your 'Safe Space' while your triggered by a 'Micro Aggression'.

...If you think the Trump EO for the 7 countries is atually a 'Muslim Ban' when it doesn't effect 80% in Muslims in the world.

...If you are offended by the word 'Snowflake'


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Fork 5G
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Post: #2
RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
You might be a Trumptard if.....

.... You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

.... You ever cut your grass and found a car.

.... You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

.... You think the stock market has a fence around it.

.... Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.

.... You own a homemade fur coat.

.... Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.

.... Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath"

.... You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
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Post: #3
RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
If you claim that your pair O' danglin' nads shouldn't prohibit you from using the little girls room.
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RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
You might be a Trumptard if....


..... You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.

..... You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

..... You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.

..... Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"

..... You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

..... You've ever given rat traps as gifts.

..... You clean your fingernails with a stick.

..... Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

..... You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.

..... Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

..... Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
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RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:34 PM)
If you claim that your pair O' danglin' nads shouldn't prohibit you from using the little girls room.

Right, personally, I am 48 years old but "Identify" as a 67 year old....

...I should receive Social Security.

I used an Occam Razor this morning.
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RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
Fork 5G  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:32 PM)
You might be a Trumptard if.....

.... You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

.... You ever cut your grass and found a car.

.... You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

.... You think the stock market has a fence around it.

.... Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.

.... You own a homemade fur coat.

.... Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.

.... Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath"

.... You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.

...If you can't think for yourself so you rely on other Snowflakes to do your thinking for you.

I used an Occam Razor this morning.
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Post: #7
RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
I can´t stand that term. Its stoopid and it doesn´t make people who use it cooler.
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RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
Olds Cool  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:48 PM)
Fork 5G  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:32 PM)
You might be a Trumptard if.....

.... You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

.... You ever cut your grass and found a car.

.... You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.

.... You think the stock market has a fence around it.

.... Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.

.... You own a homemade fur coat.

.... Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.

.... Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath"

.... You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.

...If you can't think for yourself so you rely on other Snowflakes to do your thinking for you.

I remember your other thread.... the political orientation quiz and you are more of a snowflake than I'll ever be.

lol

http://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-734870.html
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Post: #9
RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:52 PM)
I can´t stand that term. Its stoopid and it doesn´t make people who use it cooler.

You poor thing. Anything I can do to help?
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RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:54 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:52 PM)
I can´t stand that term. Its stoopid and it doesn´t make people who use it cooler.

You poor thing. Anything I can do to help?

Can you rub my feet?
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RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
Fork 5G  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:53 PM)
Olds Cool  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:48 PM)
...If you can't think for yourself so you rely on other Snowflakes to do your thinking for you.

I remember your other thread.... the political orientation quiz and you are more of a snowflake than I'll ever be.

lol

http://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-734870.html

((((((TRIGGERED))))))
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RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
Fork 5G  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:35 PM)
You might be a Trumptard if....


..... You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.

..... You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.

..... You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.

..... Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos"

..... You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

..... You've ever given rat traps as gifts.

..... You clean your fingernails with a stick.

..... Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

..... You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.

..... Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

..... Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.

Wtf is wrong with auto trader? Lol chuckle
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RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:55 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:54 PM)
You poor thing. Anything I can do to help?

Can you rub my feet?

Sure. Take them out of your mouth.
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Post: #14
RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:56 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:55 PM)
Can you rub my feet?

Sure. Take them out of your mouth.

If I could do that I would never leave my house :)
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RE: You might be a Snowflake if...
Fork 5G  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:53 PM)
Olds Cool  Wrote: (02-18-2017 04:48 PM)
...If you can't think for yourself so you rely on other Snowflakes to do your thinking for you.

I remember your other thread.... the political orientation quiz and you are more of a snowflake than I'll ever be.

lol

http://lunaticoutpost.com/thread-734870.html

Libertarian is far from a snowflake.

We prefer to let folks do as they please but harm no one.

Snowflakes would rather be controlled by their 'Feels' and dictate from there.

I used an Occam Razor this morning.
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