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Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
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03-20-2017 04:04 AM

 



Post: #16
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
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03-20-2017 04:32 AM

 



Post: #17
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
Musician Mark Kozelek isnt a Trump fan either..

..but he at least 'gets it'..

Sun Kil Moon - Lone Star

When Donald Trump becomes president
Blame it on Facebook, Yelp and reality TV
And Twitter and Uber and Google and video games and every other thing that has turned this country
Into a bunch of dumbed-down slaves of technology
We wanted dumb headlines, well baby, we got it
We wanted instant gratification, right well baby, we got it
We wanted stupid entertainment, baby, we asked for it

This dumb spork will be on the news every f*cking day
And we willed it
He is a hundred percent full-on our creation
He is proof that we choose apps over education
He is proof of our mind-numbing Internet obsession
He's the result of our dumb-f*#k-starin'-at-our-phones attention span limitations

People sittin' around hatin' on Donald Trump
We can't face it, but we asked for this junk
Not directly, but we fail to see
How our stupidity willed him into candidacy

Go ahead and take your smartphone out
Send a tweet to the world and pout pout pout
We planted the seed, and it's come to its fruition
Make no mistake, Donald Trump is our creation
Go ahead and have your 'Oh my f*cking God' reaction
When he's elected, threaten to move to Vancouver, Canada, or Athens, Greece
As George Carlin said one night, "I believe you have to be asleep
To believe in the American Dream"
So all of us zone the f*#k out a minute, get some popcorn, watch some Trump
Check your Facebook and keep up with the Kardashians'


...those ^ are only the last few mins of it..

..so.. keep playing the game all you like.. but its time to at least realize that YOU are the reason for that which you loathe so very much..

..some 'anti trumpers' understand this already..
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03-20-2017 04:35 AM

 



Post: #18
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
potato  Wrote: (03-20-2017 03:13 AM)
Finally, someone would have me!

If you tithe well and regularly most will accept you.
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Post: #19
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-20-2017 04:32 AM)
People sittin' around hatin' on Donald Trump
hate?
what hate?

I paid my 2 -bits to see the high-divin' act and I am going to see the high-divin' act
chuckle



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03-20-2017 08:30 AM

 



Post: #20
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ  Wrote: (03-20-2017 02:41 AM)
link to image: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7UeZPMVoAUu6wq.jpg
link to image: http://www.ep.tc/trump-tracts/tract-02-small-hands.jpg

"Be your own GOD". You were created by GOD and have a spark of HIM inside you, that's the maximum closeness you're going to get to GOD without actually being HIM.

Of course, there are artificial barriers to not just knowing this but exercising it in this place because you are slaves here. I just don't know what you are slaves for beyond molding the environment to someone else's liking (fallen angels? babylon). Even that don't work at the end of the day as it relates to the system itself because they have light withdrawn and if a balance is not met they likely starve to death.
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03-20-2017 08:39 AM

 



Post: #21
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ  Wrote: (03-20-2017 03:40 AM)
potato  Wrote: (03-20-2017 03:13 AM)
Finally, someone would have me!

link to image: https://i2.wp.com/66.media.tumblr.com/tu...qgeckf.gif

I would never join a club that would consider me a member.


Read that carefully. chuckle
Spank The Monkey
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03-20-2017 09:26 AM

 



Post: #22
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ  Wrote: (03-20-2017 04:00 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-20-2017 02:52 AM)
post other people's artwork and give them no credit

look again arseclown..
Hifuck

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chuckle
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Post: #23
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ  Wrote: (03-20-2017 04:00 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-20-2017 02:52 AM)
post other people's artwork and give them no credit

look again arseclown..
Hifuck

You're improving fake Aussie...at least this time you spelt ARSEclown right.

chuckle
Spank The Monkey
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03-20-2017 10:01 AM

 



Post: #24
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-20-2017 09:30 AM)
spɹɐʍoɔ snoɯʎuouɐ  Wrote: (03-20-2017 04:00 AM)
look again arseclown..
Hifuck

You're improving fake Aussie...at least this time you spelt ARSEclown right.

chuckle

No he's an Aussie, we just have to dumb down the spelling for the Yanks every now and then...

Don't want to over tax their brain cell...
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Post: #25
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
Spank The Monkey  Wrote: (03-20-2017 10:01 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-20-2017 09:30 AM)
You're improving fake Aussie...at least this time you spelt ARSEclown right.

chuckle

No he's an Aussie, we just have to dumb down the spelling for the Yanks every now and then...

Don't want to over tax their brain cell...

Jptdknpa

Another fake Aussie
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03-20-2017 10:08 AM

 



Post: #26
cow RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
aussie aussie aussie! Popcorn
Spank The Monkey
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03-20-2017 10:10 AM

 



Post: #27
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-20-2017 10:05 AM)
Spank The Monkey  Wrote: (03-20-2017 10:01 AM)
No he's an Aussie, we just have to dumb down the spelling for the Yanks every now and then...

Don't want to over tax their brain cell...

Jptdknpa

Another fake Aussie

Just like you are a typical Pommy bastard?
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03-20-2017 10:13 AM

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Post: #28
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
Spank The Monkey  Wrote: (03-20-2017 10:01 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-20-2017 09:30 AM)
You're improving fake Aussie...at least this time you spelt ARSEclown right.

chuckle

No he's an Aussie, we just have to dumb down the spelling for the Yanks every now and then...

Don't want to over tax their brain cell...

No offense but you Aussies are not known for your intelligence...
Not many genius come from the land down under.

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Spank The Monkey
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03-20-2017 10:15 AM

 



Post: #29
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
Coolhandluke74  Wrote: (03-20-2017 10:13 AM)
Spank The Monkey  Wrote: (03-20-2017 10:01 AM)
No he's an Aussie, we just have to dumb down the spelling for the Yanks every now and then...

Don't want to over tax their brain cell...

No offense but you Aussies are not known for your intelligence...
Not many genius come from the land down under.

Jhikpghf

Well you spelt 'offence' as 'offense...'

Scream1
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Post: #30
RE: Welcome to the Church of the Sub-Doofus
Spank The Monkey  Wrote: (03-20-2017 10:10 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (03-20-2017 10:05 AM)
Jptdknpa

Another fake Aussie

Just like you are a typical Pommy bastard?

Jptdknpa

Yep, that's me, cockhead.

A pome bastard?

Jptdknpa

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