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Do-It-Yourself Embalming funeral on a budget
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Do-It-Yourself Embalming funeral on a budget
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04-21-2017 07:54 AM

 



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RE: Do-It-Yourself Embalming funeral on a budget
Wouldn't a DIY cremation be even easier and cheaper?
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04-21-2017 07:55 AM

 



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So this is what Trumpcare looks like. Huh.
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-21-2017 07:55 AM)
So this is what Trumpcare looks like. Huh.

Yup. Die when it's your time to go and stop resisting. Don't be so greedy. Others want to come to Earth to play for a while too. Make some room for them and clear out once you become useless. chuckle Feed yourself to a bear so your life will have some meaning. chuckle
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RE: Do-It-Yourself Embalming funeral on a budget
That was absolutely INSANE! He used his own mouth to syphon the blood like teens syphoning gas from a vehicle!

He had to spit out a mouthful of blood and pus!

If the deceased had a highly infectious disease or was poisoned like that KGB agent with radioactive substance ... it would add a second possibly dying person to the GROSSness and stupoidity of it.

They need a simple little hand bulb pump and not using their own MOUTH to syphon blood and other ahem "bodily fluids".

*two thumbs down*
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04-21-2017 09:31 AM

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thats gross the way the guy sucked the blood from the body. funerals are costly now-a-days.

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LopDude  Wrote: (04-21-2017 09:31 AM)
thats gross the way the guy sucked the blood from the body. funerals are costly now-a-days.

Funerals today are too costly yes but the guy was such a cheapskate he didn't get a simple bulb hand pump.
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embalming is a desecration of our human remains period .vary rarely neccesary period
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I admit.

My first thought was, "How do you do that to yourself if your dead?"

And then I saw the video.

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You know what's easier? Letting the bodies rot where they fall in a large scale event.

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RE: Do-It-Yourself Embalming funeral on a budget
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You know what's easier? Letting the bodies rot where they fall in a large scale event.

In a post-apocalyptic scenario, the very first thing survivors will need to do is bury the dead. I was in war and had experience with rotting bodies scattered about. All sorts of diseases and contaminants leak free.
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RE: Do-It-Yourself Embalming funeral on a budget
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-21-2017 09:13 AM)
That was absolutely INSANE! He used his own mouth to syphon the blood like teens syphoning gas from a vehicle!

He had to spit out a mouthful of blood and pus!

If the deceased had a highly infectious disease or was poisoned like that KGB agent with radioactive substance ... it would add a second possibly dying person to the GROSSness and stupoidity of it.

They need a simple little hand bulb pump and not using their own MOUTH to syphon blood and other ahem "bodily fluids".

*two thumbs down*

Hope you saw it was humor parodychuckle
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RE: Do-It-Yourself Embalming funeral on a budget
You don't need Embalming.
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RE: Do-It-Yourself Embalming funeral on a budget
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-21-2017 10:52 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (04-21-2017 09:13 AM)
That was absolutely INSANE! He used his own mouth to syphon the blood like teens syphoning gas from a vehicle!

He had to spit out a mouthful of blood and pus!

If the deceased had a highly infectious disease or was poisoned like that KGB agent with radioactive substance ... it would add a second possibly dying person to the GROSSness and stupoidity of it.

They need a simple little hand bulb pump and not using their own MOUTH to syphon blood and other ahem "bodily fluids".

*two thumbs down*

Hope you saw it was humor parodychuckle

not sure if he was parodying the parody or in a cloud
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RE: Do-It-Yourself Embalming funeral on a budget
Jptdknpa it's a comedy video,the siphoning was a good touch.
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