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If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
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A reptilian lawyer.
They are going to need good lawyers now.
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Post: #17
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
They're all crooks. Every last one of them.. The system is created to prey on the little people. Never hire a lawyer you do not know personally. They only care about themselves and winning. Beware!
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Post: #18
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
Bump
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Post: #19
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
Which ones rake in the most cash?
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Post: #20
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-18-2017 02:55 AM)
A reptilian lawyer.
They are going to need good lawyers now.
Tissue

Muh, we have an open and shut case. The Earth and all the humans belong to us.
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Post: #21
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-18-2017 02:56 AM)
They're all crooks. Every last one of them.. The system is created to prey on the little people. Never hire a lawyer you do not know personally. They only care about themselves and winning. Beware!

Stop being a little people if you don't like it. Duh. chuckle
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Post: #22
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
Pet lawyer.

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flip RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
LOP Secret Agent  Wrote: (06-18-2017 12:57 AM)
If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?

For example:

Tax lawyer

Family lawyer

Criminal lawyer

Intellectual property lawyer

Constitutional lawyer

Securities lawyer

Business lawyer

Research lawyer

Sports lawyer

Pro per, because i do not need a license and I do not risk losing it by acting like a lunatic in court.

Motion to dismiss on the grounds of insanity, chuckle

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Post: #24
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
LOP Secret Agent  Wrote: (06-18-2017 12:57 AM)
If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?

For example:

Tax lawyer

Family lawyer

Criminal lawyer

Intellectual property lawyer

Constitutional lawyer

Securities lawyer

Business lawyer

Research lawyer

Sports lawyer

I was just going to drag people into court and yell at them.

I mean if that's what this is about. Hey man satan's kingdom and dust in the wind. I don't think I was a ghost then but I might be wrong...I was always kind of f*cked up around "people" because I thought they were people and I didn't understand how they operated like toddlers. Now I know, toddlers only respond to force where's my spirit belt with the big buckle.
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Post: #25
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
I'd be Lawyer Milloy.

Or Judge Reinhold.
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Post: #26
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
prosecutor 100%


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Lunatic Outpost esq.  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:03 AM)
Pro per, because i do not need a license and I do not risk losing it by acting like a lunatic in court.

Motion to dismiss on the grounds of insanity, chuckle

Lop, esq.

Motion Granted . Bailiff , release the Prisoner .

Ah yes . Nothing like Pro Se Litigation .

Recently read that 50 % of Civil Actions are undertaken Pro Per / Pro Se . Don't recall the Criminal % age . Getting higher tho !

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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
I would be a lawyer against lawyers and for Agnetha.


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Post: #29
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
Heir  Wrote: (06-18-2017 01:33 PM)
Lunatic Outpost esq.  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:03 AM)
Pro per, because i do not need a license and I do not risk losing it by acting like a lunatic in court.

Motion to dismiss on the grounds of insanity, chuckle

Lop, esq.

Motion Granted . Bailiff , release the Prisoner .

Ah yes . Nothing like Pro Se Litigation .

Recently read that 50 % of Civil Actions are undertaken Pro Per / Pro Se . Don't recall the Criminal % age . Getting higher tho !

There is a lengthy legal precedent going back to 1789 whereby a defendant can claim self-defense against an agent of the government if that act is deemed a defense against tyranny a defense of liberty, Henry Ward Beecher wrote in the Plymouth Pulpit 1887.....

Gavel sounding, bam bam

Judge: Case dismissed.

How do you like them apples, chuckle

I also work as a maintenance technician at the University on weekends cleaning up Ass umptions.

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Post: #30
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
I'd be the kind of lawyer so far up the government's ass, they'd never be able to sit down again.



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