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If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
Dr. Feel
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Post: #31
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-18-2017 05:54 PM)
I'd be the kind of lawyer so far up the government's ass, they'd never be able to sit down again.



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Post: #32
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
I would be a Hot Female Lawyer. I would get you off, everytime!
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Post: #33
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
Dr. Feel  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:09 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-18-2017 05:54 PM)
I'd be the kind of lawyer so far up the government's ass, they'd never be able to sit down again.



doomedchuckleScream1

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Spiddy said, 3/22/15: I generally plug my cerebral cortex into a vagina but I guess you're close enough Fred.
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Post: #34
gmorning RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
Here's a little Lawyer story . DUI Specialist . 1K , 2K , 3K $ fee depending on number of DUI's racked up by the " Client " . ( Old old rate schedule ) Attorney actually , there is a slight historical difference .

Perk , don't even need to show up in Court . Attorney does it all for You !
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Bailiff Calls : In the Matter of You Driving Under the Influence .

Attorney : Your Honor , Snake Slither , Esquire . Representing You in this Matter . Move for dismissal due to Timeliness .

Their Honor : Shuffle papers , look . Motion Granted . Case Dismissed .
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What just happened !??!

Setting : California 1990's . Issue : Speedy Trial .

What the Legal System knows and You didn't , so as to fall easy picking Financial Victim . Speedy Trial in Calif . = 45 Days from Arrest to Arraignment .

DUI is an Arrest-able Offence . Fun part is California Courts , at least in larger Metro areas , are so busy collecting Fines and Times NOTHING hardly EVER gets to Court on Time . Even dangerous behavior matters like DUI .

The funner part ? This applies to Moving Violations as well . Arrest is simply being stoped by a Law Enforcement Officer . Being placed Under Arrest is the next step .

When You sign the " Citation " , You are executing a Promise to Appear . The Cop , acting as a Third Level Magistrate , then Releases You on Your Own Recognizance . Time to Speedy Trial Clock is running .

In Calif . at the time , Court Dockets were sooo packed that no Citation could be heard within the 45 Day Limit . Primarily because Cops only have at most , one Court Day per week . Gotta be there for every Citation written that isn't Paid prior to Appearance Date . The Cop sets the Date from His calendar . Busier the Cop , further out the Date .

When this info was distributed to certain ( ummmmmm ) Patriot / Scofflaw communities , it caused a small firestorm of Court Appearances with the " Accused " making Their Own Oral Motions , having the matter Dismissed and keeping one Cop off the Street for the Day .

Lot's of Fun !

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Matt Damon esq
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Post: #35
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
Mr ifnoc  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:10 PM)
Dr. Feel  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:09 PM)
A doctor, a lawyer, and a Lutheran, the trifecta, chuckle

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Post: #36
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
Mr ifnoc  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:09 PM)
I would be a Hot Female Lawyer. I would get you off, everytime!
chuckle

Megyn Kelly is a lawyer. Jhikpghf

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