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If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
LOP Secret Agent
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If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
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If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?

For example:

Tax lawyer

Family lawyer

Criminal lawyer

Intellectual property lawyer

Constitutional lawyer

Securities lawyer

Business lawyer

Research lawyer

Sports lawyer
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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
I would represent cats who wanted to sue their owners for making them wear silly costumes
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Post: #3
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-18-2017 12:59 AM)
I would represent cats who wanted to sue their owners for making them wear silly costumes

The purrfect job

chuckle
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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-18-2017 12:59 AM)
I would represent cats who wanted to sue their owners for making them wear silly costumes

There is a type of lawyer, called ''activist lawyer'', who gets involved in NGOs for social justice causes, like animal rights or women's rights. For example, Ralph Nader is one of those guys, his activism revolved around consumer protection. Jhikpghf
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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
I'd be a lawyer who sued on behalf of plaintiffs injured by vibrators. Yes, I'd go after Big Dil-do.

* FFS you can't even say "d*ldo" here without getting censored. This is the most chickenshit forum on all the web.

If you're paranoid, remember - you're not the sicko, the sickos are those watching you.
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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
A copperhead.
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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
My moral fiber would not allow me to be a lawyer.

Or a politician.

Or a used-car salesman.
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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
attorney general.
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Post: #9
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-18-2017 01:55 AM)
My moral fiber would not allow me to be a lawyer.

Or a politician.

Or a used-car salesman.

how about an insurance salesman, or personal financial consultant?
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Post: #10
RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
the lawnmower thats hunts bad cops and judges!
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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
A poor one. I didn't study law because of my migraines. I wouldn't want someone's life and future to be in my hands on a bad migraine day.
And, I couldn't defend anyone knowing they were guilty. Couldn't prosecute anyone knowing they were innocent. Couldn't represent someone privately knowing what they were trying to do was unethical or illegal.
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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
Don't know. Took a test many, many years ago and Attorney was number 1 on the list of what I would be suited for.
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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-18-2017 02:02 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-18-2017 01:55 AM)
My moral fiber would not allow me to be a lawyer.

Or a politician.

Or a used-car salesman.

how about an insurance salesman, or personal financial consultant?

Nope I could never sell anything that I didn't believe was a good product, and I hate big insurance. I could be a personal financial consultant, but I wouldn't be good at it because I won't buy or advise anyone else to buy, some categories of stock, like energy, big pharma, etc., that other advisors would recommend. I myself only buy stocks I feel are neutral or good on my scale of whether they do harm to people and/or animals.
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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
I would be a lawyer for a lawyer
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RE: If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?
LOP Secret Agent  Wrote: (06-18-2017 12:57 AM)
If you were a lawyer, what kind of lawyer would you be?

I would be a man lawyer
Jhikpghf
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