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Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
lunylunatic
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heart Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
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He usually lifts me up. He said nobody will help James, I know that, nobody ever has. He doesn't have to rub it in.


Tissue

Truth is what happens when you can make sense of the senseless

My abusers say that sympathy is in the dictionary between sh*t and syphilis.

I may not be born tomorrow, but I wasn't born yesterday
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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
His toothy smile depresses me. I can't reach through the t.v. to punch him in the mouth.
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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
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"Go with the flow, like a twig on the shoulders of a mighty stream" Del Griffith

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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
lunylunatic  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:25 PM)
He usually lifts me up. He said nobody will help James, I know that, nobody ever has. He doesn't have to rub it in.


Tissue

Have you seen the official yoga mat thread, its colorful to say the least, they even allow cock pics, if your into that kinda of thing, just saying.
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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:39 PM)
lunylunatic  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:25 PM)
He usually lifts me up. He said nobody will help James, I know that, nobody ever has. He doesn't have to rub it in.


Tissue

Have you seen the official yoga mat thread, its colorful to say the least, they even allow cock pics, if your into that kinda of thing, just saying.

wow! that is rude!!! i think.... are you talking about chickens?

Truth is what happens when you can make sense of the senseless

My abusers say that sympathy is in the dictionary between sh*t and syphilis.

I may not be born tomorrow, but I wasn't born yesterday
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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
lunylunatic  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:41 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:39 PM)
Have you seen the official yoga mat thread, its colorful to say the least, they even allow cock pics, if your into that kinda of thing, just saying.

wow! that is rude!!! i think.... are you talking about chickens?

Sorry Roosters, dam this babble the tower version software, chucklechuckle
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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
Joel Osteen can not depress you.
he said nothing about helping Noah either and i don't care.
you don't need help/
just stop thinking you do.
just stop thinking anything is wrong that could need help in the first place.

i can help you do this if you are interested.
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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
The religion business. Go ask the Swaggarts. chuckle
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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
To be frank I seriously wonder what is wrong with people
who go to these megachurches ?
Thank God there are none up in the Northeast where I live.
I suppose we are too old culturally and educated for such nonsense.
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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
Snowball  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:51 PM)
To be frank I seriously wonder what is wrong with people
who go to these megachurches ?
Thank God there are none up in the Northeast where I live.
I suppose we are too old culturally and educated for such nonsense.

Maybe this will help. The churches are businesses who regularly go whale hunting. Thar she blows! chuckle
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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
LoP Guest  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:49 PM)
Joel Osteen can not depress you.
he said nothing about helping Noah either and i don't care.
you don't need help/
just stop thinking you do.
just stop thinking anything is wrong that could need help in the first place.

i can help you do this if you are interested.

Is it free help that you can right off as a tax deduction, like Joel, or does all the money that he collects go straight into GOD's bank account for the rapture relief fund.

D should register LOP as a church, whats the difference, religion is just the approved diagnosis of insanity, with tax breaks, chuckle
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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning


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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
Snowball  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:51 PM)
To be frank I seriously wonder what is wrong with people
who go to these megachurches ?
Thank God there are none up in the Northeast where I live.
I suppose we are too old culturally and educated for such nonsense.

Northeastern peeps attend the Episcopal church.

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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
lunylunatic  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:25 PM)
He usually lifts me up. He said nobody will help James, I know that, nobody ever has. He doesn't have to rub it in.


Tissue

he always depresses me .. he does not comprehend god at all.

Nature is returning to equilibrium, the only thing being destroyed was never real to begin with - an artifice that has inevitably lost its hold on the hearts and minds of men. Some wait for the end, others give birth to the new.


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RE: Joel Olsteen depressed me this morning
Planetary Christ KAN DAEK  Wrote: (06-18-2017 07:16 PM)
lunylunatic  Wrote: (06-18-2017 06:25 PM)

he always depresses me .. he does not comprehend god at all.

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