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Strong fart forces plane evacuation at North Carolina airport (not kidding)
Spank The Monkey
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RE: Strong fart forces plane evacuation at North Carolina airport (not kidding)
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pinguu  Wrote: (07-17-2017 03:28 PM)
PopEye  Wrote: (07-17-2017 02:05 PM)
American Airlines says 'passed gas' did not cause flight evacuation:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/na...483617001/

Yeah it must have been a full code Brown evacuation to cause a proper passenger plane evacuation...


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eatinmraw
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Post: #17
RE: Strong fart forces plane evacuation at North Carolina airport (not kidding)
The Ghost of ULP  Wrote: (07-17-2017 02:07 PM)
PopEye  Wrote: (07-17-2017 02:05 PM)
American Airlines says 'passed gas' did not cause flight evacuation:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/na...483617001/

Well someone just farted on this.



they shart on a perfectly great story...Srjceahd
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Post: #18
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[Image: fart.gif?w=280&h=210&fit=crop][Image: tumblr_mmg84tWQYX1s8asgxo1_500.gif]

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Post: #19
RE: Strong fart forces plane evacuation at North Carolina airport (not kidding)
The Ghost of ULP  Wrote: (07-17-2017 12:02 PM)
‘Strong winds’ from passenger cause plane
evacuation


It’s usually high winds that will disrupt a flight, but a jet was reportedly evacuated at Raleigh Durham International Airport because of passenger flatulence.
The bizarre and presumably strong-smelling incident happened at the North Carolina airport on Sunday, with passengers complaining of nausea and headaches, reports WBTV.


https://www.rt.com/viral/396523-fart-pla...gh-durham/

http://m.wbtv.com/wbtv/db_330726/content...d=nmQye6pm
Hmm I guess I know who that was.

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Post: #20
RE: Strong fart forces plane evacuation at North Carolina airport (not kidding)
when my husband coughs he farts...its super funny.
he so big and tall and strong and capable but he cannot hold it in when he coughs.

i know hes trying to hold them in, and he simpy cant, he really tries too.
that is the funny part.

so i have him trained to cough whenever he needs to fart.
if he doesnt, its not funny and its disgusting.

im lucky i never have to smell them, hes nice that way.
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Post: #21
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"Somebody step on a goose?"

R. Dangerfield.
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Blue Dude
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Post: #22
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just one more reason to

BUILD A WALL.

Now what?

NOW WHAT???
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07-17-2017 06:51 PM

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Post: #23
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If only they had a LOP modular unit, they could have aired out the stale farts and been quickly on their way.

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Яudis
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Post: #24
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Toiled Pump and air suction system Glitches out starts running backwards and pumps noxious fumes into cabin area of plane!
Tissue

It could have easily been a malfunction and
they are PLACING BLAME on the FATGUY!

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