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What if there is no internet in the Afterlife?
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And you have to sit all day long just watching welsh programming on one of the 3 TV channels. I suspect it is like that.
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:09 PM)
And you have to sit all day long just watching welsh programming on one of the 3 TV channels. I suspect it is like that.

That's hell. I think you are talking about hell.

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AtomIcarus  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:15 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:09 PM)
And you have to sit all day long just watching welsh programming on one of the 3 TV channels. I suspect it is like that.

That's hell. I think you are talking about hell.

or maybe a waiting realm like purgatory.
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RE: What if there is no internet in the Afterlife?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:17 PM)
AtomIcarus  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:15 PM)
That's hell. I think you are talking about hell.

or maybe a waiting realm like purgatory.

Yeah, but if nobody pays alms for you, you would be stuck in limbo forever.

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RE: What if there is no internet in the Afterlife?
AtomIcarus  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:18 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:17 PM)
or maybe a waiting realm like purgatory.

Yeah, but if nobody pays alms for you, you would be stuck in limbo forever.

???
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RE: What if there is no internet in the Afterlife?
Please tell me that was a typo and you meant INTENT..?

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RE: What if there is no internet in the Afterlife?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:20 PM)
AtomIcarus  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:18 PM)
Yeah, but if nobody pays alms for you, you would be stuck in limbo forever.

???

Perhaps "alms" wasn't the correct word.

"To get your deceased relatives out of Purgatory faster, it is necessary to frequently pray the Rosary and perform other actions through which the Church grants "indulgences" (actions which have, historically, included making "donations"). You can also pay money to priests to say Masses for your departed loved ones. Naturally the RC Church is totally unmotivated by any possible financial gain but does all this solely as a service for departed souls and their relatives."

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RE: What if there is no internet in the Afterlife?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:09 PM)
And you have to sit all day long just watching welsh programming on one of the 3 TV channels. I suspect it is like that.

I wouldn't worry too much about internet, food or tv in an "afterlife" since there is no afterlife.

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RE: What if there is no internet in the Afterlife?
CPL  Wrote: (07-17-2017 06:08 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:09 PM)
And you have to sit all day long just watching welsh programming on one of the 3 TV channels. I suspect it is like that.

I wouldn't worry too much about internet, food or tv in an "afterlife" since there is no afterlife.

We sure have a lot of know-it-all's on this forum.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. -- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)
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RE: What if there is no internet in the Afterlife?
AtomIcarus  Wrote: (07-17-2017 06:10 PM)
CPL  Wrote: (07-17-2017 06:08 PM)
I wouldn't worry too much about internet, food or tv in an "afterlife" since there is no afterlife.

We sure have a lot of know-it-all's on this forum.

when someone is unable or unwilling to accept a counterweight to the material then they reveal a private bias that says more about their own life than the subject at hand.
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-17-2017 06:12 PM)
AtomIcarus  Wrote: (07-17-2017 06:10 PM)
We sure have a lot of know-it-all's on this forum.

when someone is unable or unwilling to accept a counterweight to the material then they reveal a private bias that says more about their own life than the subject at hand.

I don't know the answer and neither do you or CPL. I know it's possible. Just look at my Avatar. If we have souls, that's probably how they do it.

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RE: What if there is no internet in the Afterlife?
Of course there's internet!

Heaven gives you a 1 Gbit fiber connection with free VPN.

Hell gives you a 56K modem.
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Alpha Omega  Wrote: (07-17-2017 06:19 PM)
Of course there's internet!

Heaven gives you a 1 Gbit fiber connection with free VPN.

Hell gives you a 56K modem.

I heard it was a Vic 20!
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RE: What if there is no internet in the Afterlife?
AtomIcarus  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:15 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-17-2017 05:09 PM)
And you have to sit all day long just watching welsh programming on one of the 3 TV channels. I suspect it is like that.

That's hell. I think you are talking about hell.

*shrug*
..he just continues there what he does now already, anyway.
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RE: What if there is no internet in the Afterlife?
LoP Guest  Wrote: (07-17-2017 06:20 PM)
Alpha Omega  Wrote: (07-17-2017 06:19 PM)
Of course there's internet!

Heaven gives you a 1 Gbit fiber connection with free VPN.

Hell gives you a 56K modem.

I heard it was a Vic 20!

No, it's a Mattel Aquarius with an annoying rubber chiclet keyboard. No Internet or modem either.

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A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. -- Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)
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