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i just found out i have a son
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i just found out i have a son
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and i'm very dissapointed:



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09-13-2017 07:45 AM

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RE: i just found out i have a son
oh, yeah ??

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i just found out i had a bun !! !!!

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So when are you going to shave him?
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09-13-2017 07:55 AM

 



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Gamera  Wrote: (09-13-2017 07:45 AM)
oh, yeah ??

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i just found out i had a bun !! !!!

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Logros  Wrote: (09-13-2017 07:51 AM)
So when are you going to shave him?
wtf he can learn to do that sh*t himself.
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Dude, I'm sorry. I really am. I watched too much "Adventures of Letterman" from Electric Company when I was a kid.

I have no bun!!

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I wish I did, though. I was just trying to throw a monkey wrech in the gig here by changing a letter here or there. That way, the audience wouldn't think of the SON and think instead of the BUN!!! I'm sorry!!!!

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LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-13-2017 07:42 AM)
and i'm very dissapointed:




Why are you disappointed?
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-13-2017 07:42 AM)
and i'm very dissapointed:




No worries... I imagine he is rather disappointed also

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09-13-2017 08:33 AM

 



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She just told him, probably is why disappointed people. If you had sex with someone years ago and just found out, wouldn't you be a little disappointed? Maybe I'm wrong though supposing what OP is talking about.
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-13-2017 08:33 AM)
She just told him, probably is why disappointed people. If you had sex with someone years ago and just found out, wouldn't you be a little disappointed? Maybe I'm wrong though supposing what OP is talking about.

Perhaps the OP will enlighten us.
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RE: i just found out i have a son
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-13-2017 08:39 AM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-13-2017 08:33 AM)
She just told him, probably is why disappointed people. If you had sex with someone years ago and just found out, wouldn't you be a little disappointed? Maybe I'm wrong though supposing what OP is talking about.

Perhaps the OP will enlighten us.

she was a sweety and i dont think its mine. DNA tests are pending.
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RE: i just found out i have a son
So this is a joke or poking fun at real life?

Tests pending, for realsies?

Congrats if it's yours. You can try to be a good dad and bond with a piece of you that somehow made it to this world.

Many people wish to have children, but can't. Whether you wanted him or not, you made a gift.

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