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Cat Earth Theory
seasnake
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This is the Cat Earth Theory Thread which is about the shape of the Earth and all various aspects of physics relating to cats and cat mythologies and theologies.

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How the World Spins according to Cat Earth Theory

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A Brief History of House Cats

It may be that “nobody owns a cat,” but scientists now say the popular pet has lived with people for 12,000 years http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/a-...158390681/

"It all started in Ancient Egypt... http://pio.tripod.com/magicpaw/catmyths.html

Egyptian drawing of a cat....when the Egyptians started identifying the lions that roamed around their land with the Sun. They believed that at sunset, Ra, the Sun God, would die and descend through the underworld in the West, to be born again in the East, at sunrise. During the night, however Ra was always in great danger, as his enemies, headed by the great serpent Apophis would not hesitate to attack him, thus putting the whole Universe in danger.

However, the lions would look unto the setting sun, and keep its rays in their eyes, for they, like domestic felines, have eyes that reflect in the dark. With that fire burning in their eyes, the lions would go forth and kill the serpents of the night, as we were going to do afterwards, when the domestic cat was bred in the temples of the Black Land (Kemet, the name applied by the Ancient Egyptians to their country).

Sekhmet - the Lion-headed daughter of RaWith the image of the lion in mind, the Egyptians built the Sphinx, a huge effigy of the Sun God, with the body of a lion and the head of a Pharaoh, and they also worshipped the goddess Sekhmet, who with the head of a lion (see picture) was the goddess of war, who descended to the earth to destroy the enemies of Ra, and was known as the Eye of Ra.

"Cats in Islamic countries...

...are considered to be very clean animals. The Prophet Mohammed is said to have kept cats himself, and popular legend tells that one time, the Prophet had to respect the call to prayer, but his cat was sleeping on the sleeve of his robe. Rather than awake the cat, the Prophet simply tore his sleeve, and went of to prayer.

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Eustace Muffins
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Post: #2
RE: Cat Earth Theory
Whats Australia supposed to be ?

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Post: #3
RE: Cat Earth Theory
Eustace Muffins  Wrote: (09-19-2017 09:06 PM)
Whats Australia supposed to be ?
a hairball...obviously
chuckle
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Post: #4
RE: Cat Earth Theory
Abandon FE already and moved on to a newer stupider belief there OPie.
Bravo.
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seasnake
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RE: Cat Earth Theory
LoP Guest  Wrote: (09-19-2017 09:08 PM)
Eustace Muffins  Wrote: (09-19-2017 09:06 PM)
Whats Australia supposed to be ?
a hairball...obviously
chuckle

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Post: #6
RE: Cat Earth Theory
That's more believable than flat earth agenda.
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Post: #7
RE: Cat Earth Theory
My brother has 13 of them. Scream1
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seasnake
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RE: Cat Earth Theory
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RE: Cat Earth Theory
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RE: Cat Earth Theory
Cat Evolution - Castle Cats

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RE: Cat Earth Theory
I support cat earth theory.

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RE: Cat Earth Theory
i like!
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RE: Cat Earth Theory
Jptdknpa

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I yam what I yam.
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seasnake
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RE: Cat Earth Theory
this was awesome lol
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