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THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
TrolLOP
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RE: THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
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Tell them you have Attention Deficit Disorder. Anon
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Post: #17
RE: THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
PioneerSpirit  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:23 PM)
Rufus Calhoun  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:08 PM)
Take letter throw it away simple
You get arrested for that.

Contempt of court or something like that, you might be able to get away with it for a $500 fine.
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Post: #18
RE: THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
TrolLOP  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:40 PM)
LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:34 PM)
chuckle
Careful...they may throw the book at you

I'd ask them why do they want me to swear to tell the truth by placing my hand on a book of lies. chuckle

chuckle
I'd ask them why do we need a court room if we are to trust in god?
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i simply wrote MOVED on the envelope without even opening it, that was years ago..
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Post: #20
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Rufus Calhoun  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:08 PM)
Take letter throw it away simple
WHERE is Fufus?

Well LAWMAN, He is ah out back running through the corn field!
He figured your visit was about that JURY Notice he set on fire!
Tissue
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Post: #21
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When You get your turn to speak!

JUST say, WELL If this Defendant had enough money to
give to the judges Nonprofit, none of us would be here!
Tissue
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Eldog Wilbury
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Post: #22
RE: THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
Check tommorow for Wednesday,if not picked have to check next week for same deal.I live six blocks away so f*#k it,I hope I get chosen.I will be that guy who questions everything.
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DirtyAnnie
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Post: #23
RE: THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
bad move- you should not draw attention to yourself as a conspiracy theorist, especially to authority. Just tell them you've met the defendant.
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BrainDead
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11-13-2017 07:35 PM

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Post: #24
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But I digress.

"Rondo --- The Thirst Crusher" VS "Brawndo --- The Thirst Mutilator"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rondo_(soft_drink) http://www.brawndo.com/
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Post: #25
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You just don't say anything, lawyers have to have answers to questions. If htey ask you a question don't answer.
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BrainDead
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RE: THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
DirtyAnnie  Wrote: (11-13-2017 07:28 PM)
bad move- you should not draw attention to yourself as a conspiracy theorist, especially to authority. Just tell them you've met the defendant.
Very correct, and well said.

"Rondo --- The Thirst Crusher" VS "Brawndo --- The Thirst Mutilator"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rondo_(soft_drink) http://www.brawndo.com/
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BrainDead
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-13-2017 07:36 PM)
You just don't say anything, lawyers have to have answers to questions. If htey ask you a question don't answer.
So when your being questioned for the pool!
SAY In a Loud Clear Voice, I plead the 5th?

That is Colossal, Oh So Huge! Very Funny!

"Rondo --- The Thirst Crusher" VS "Brawndo --- The Thirst Mutilator"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rondo_(soft_drink) http://www.brawndo.com/
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Post: #28
RE: THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
Rufus Calhoun  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:08 PM)
Take letter throw it away simple

Yeah pretty much, I'm not a fekkin slave. Got two in the last year and a half, filed em in the trash where they belong.

PioneerSpirit  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:23 PM)
Rufus Calhoun  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:08 PM)
Take letter throw it away simple
You get arrested for that.

Not reporting for jury duty is not a crime so what they gonna arrest you for?

LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:41 PM)
or you could be a real man and just do your civic duty?

Civic duty? That's BS, you already pay the state for every "privilege" and you're gonna go do your slave labor?
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Post: #29
RE: THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
1nf1del  Wrote: (11-13-2017 11:10 PM)
Rufus Calhoun  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:08 PM)
Take letter throw it away simple

Yeah pretty much, I'm not a fekkin slave. Got two in the last year and a half, filed em in the trash where they belong.

PioneerSpirit  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:23 PM)
You get arrested for that.

Not reporting for jury duty is not a crime so what they gonna arrest you for?

Contempt of court
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1nf1del
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-13-2017 11:14 PM)
1nf1del  Wrote: (11-13-2017 11:10 PM)
Yeah pretty much, I'm not a fekkin slave. Got two in the last year and a half, filed em in the trash where they belong.


Not reporting for jury duty is not a crime so what they gonna arrest you for?

Contempt of court

Hmm, well kind of odd I haven't been dragged in or had a warrant issued for me then.

Dumbass
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