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THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
Hamburgerwagon
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THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
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When they call you in, tell them you like to read and post on conspiracy sites. Name the website names.

Spew some stuff about the government and jury nullification. You will be back out of there and on with your business by 10 am.

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Hamburgerwagon
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11-13-2017 06:05 PM

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Rufus Calhoun
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RE: THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
Take letter throw it away simple
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Hamburgerwagon  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:02 PM)
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Hamburgerwagon
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Rufus Calhoun  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:08 PM)
Take letter throw it away simple

That too. Where we live if you dont respond they unregister you to vote. LOL, who cares.

Also, they have now tied it to your drivers license in stead of your voting registration so failure to reply could result in a suspension of your license.

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RE: THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
Rufus Calhoun  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:08 PM)
Take letter throw it away simple
You get arrested for that.

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TrolLOP
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Tell them you object to the Bible being in the courtroom and you object to swearing to God.
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Uhh, pretty much all it takes is a phone call and a lousy excuse in my experience.
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TrolLOP  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:31 PM)
Tell them you object to the Bible being in the courtroom and you object to swearing to God.

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Careful...they may throw the book at you
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:32 PM)
Uhh, pretty much all it takes is a phone call and a lousy excuse in my experience.

"my car won't make it" (parking in downtown Chattanooga is a nightmare- but you can't tell them that).
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RE: THIS is how you get out of Jury Duty...........
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TrolLOP  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:31 PM)
Tell them you object to the Bible being in the courtroom and you object to swearing to God.

chuckle
Careful...they may throw the book at you

I'd ask them why do they want me to swear to tell the truth by placing my hand on a book of lies. chuckle
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or you could be a real man and just do your civic duty?
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Hamburgerwagon
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LoP Guest  Wrote: (11-13-2017 06:41 PM)
or you could be a real man and just do your civic duty?

OMG, are you serious? They dont want me. I would totally nullify if I thought the punishment didnt fit the crime.

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