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what have you done today loppers
bigleftboob
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04-24-2012 05:55 PM

 



Post: #1
what have you done today loppers
I have, mowed the yard,took the kid to grannys,cleaned the pool,took out the trash,masterbaited twice and done dishes.
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SexualChocolate
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04-24-2012 05:56 PM

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Post: #2
RE: what have you done today loppers
I'm eating pizza.

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Capitalist Jesus said "Sell a man a fish,and he will return another day for another fish. Teach a man to fish and you just destroyed your market base, what the hell is wrong with you"
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SubarcticBeef
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04-24-2012 05:57 PM

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RE: what have you done today loppers
You seem to be well trained.

Two Legged Wrecking Machine.
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bigleftboob
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04-24-2012 06:01 PM

 



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RE: what have you done today loppers
I am and well paid for it
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ASA
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04-24-2012 06:02 PM

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RE: what have you done today loppers
I freed a robin that had its foot caught in the seam of a gutter, but I'm afraid I may have damaged its toe in the process. There was a little bit of blood on my hand. In this case literally and I hope not metaphorically. Tissue

I hope you masturbate better than you spell, but then how could you not?

All rivers return to the sea.
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Funk Junkie
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04-24-2012 06:04 PM

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Post: #6
RE: what have you done today loppers
I haven't done a lot. I worked last night. Got home at 7.

Called the doctor cause I f*cked my knee up 3 weeks ago trippin over the cat.

Contacted a volunteer service cause I need to get off my lazy ass and give back to the ppl.

Watching the news...goin to bed soon.

Might make a sandwich
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LoP Guest
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04-24-2012 06:07 PM

 



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RE: what have you done today loppers
I got out of bed, fed the cat, cleaned myself up a bit, put clothes on and went to work. Now I'm farting around on LOP instead of garnishing people.
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Gitana
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04-24-2012 06:10 PM

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Post: #8
RE: what have you done today loppers
.woke up ...laid in bed...posted this post..
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Funk Junkie
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04-24-2012 06:11 PM

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RE: what have you done today loppers
Gitana  Wrote: (04-24-2012 06:10 PM)
woke up...laid in bed...posted this post..

I see a sammich in your future
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ashesandsackcloth
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RE: what have you done today loppers
Shit. Shower and shave are next. Be happy when I shed this meat sack.
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Gitana
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RE: what have you done today loppers
Funk Junkie  Wrote: (04-24-2012 06:11 PM)
Gitana  Wrote: (04-24-2012 06:10 PM)
woke up...laid in bed...posted this post..

I see a sammich in your future

Jhikpghf

later...roast beef and swiss...

coffee first though...why is the downstairs sooo far away chuckle
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SubarcticBeef
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RE: what have you done today loppers
Gitana  Wrote: (04-24-2012 06:15 PM)
Funk Junkie  Wrote: (04-24-2012 06:11 PM)
Gitana  Wrote: (04-24-2012 06:10 PM)
woke up...laid in bed...posted this post..

I see a sammich in your future

Jhikpghf

later...roast beef and swiss...

coffee first though...why is the downstairs sooo far away chuckle
Just let gravity do it's thing.

Two Legged Wrecking Machine.
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Funk Junkie
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04-24-2012 06:18 PM

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RE: what have you done today loppers
Gitana  Wrote: (04-24-2012 06:15 PM)
Funk Junkie  Wrote: (04-24-2012 06:11 PM)
Gitana  Wrote: (04-24-2012 06:10 PM)
woke up...laid in bed...posted this post..

I see a sammich in your future

Jhikpghf

later...roast beef and swiss...

coffee first though...why is the downstairs sooo far away chuckle

It's early yet...once a little more time passes you can close that distance.
Jhikpghf
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RE: what have you done today loppers

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Gitana
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RE: what have you done today loppers
SubarcticBeef  Wrote: (04-24-2012 06:17 PM)
Gitana  Wrote: (04-24-2012 06:15 PM)
Funk Junkie  Wrote: (04-24-2012 06:11 PM)
I see a sammich in your future

Jhikpghf

later...roast beef and swiss...

coffee first though...why is the downstairs sooo far away chuckle
Just let gravity do it's thing.

that sounds too painful...its a long drop chuckle

coffemaker/headboard would solve my dilemma...

Or

a live in boyfriend
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